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How Not To Draw Attention to Yourself
Never, never, EVER... try and rip-off an unemployed Scouser.(Calm down! Calm down!) |
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Curiosity kills two cats, with one stone. (I)
Also, how to not win friends... but it would cut costs a bit.
This major snoop was prompted by my surprise when a spokesman for
"birkenhead.net"
claimed "they" had been in existence for seven years. Perhaps he meant all the
"Town Index" company
sites, when he said "we" received 5 Million hits.
This was too good to be true. I'd found a thriving web design company, not ten-minutes from my home, and even better, their ad said they needed "web-designers" (plural). I applied for a position. Their terms dictated "one week's trial". No problem. This is becoming quite normal, not particularly to test the range of skills a web designer might be called-upon to use, but more specifically, to encourage (decent) employers to give work trials to the disadvantaged/unemployed, and is allowed under "New Deal" scheme funded by government money. My local Job Centre arranged the starting date. Then... quite suddenly, the trial was disallowed. The Job Centre had received bad-reports from supervisory placement assessors. The so-called "web design" positions consisted of calling any and all local businesses and attempting to sell them a domain name. Those sent for work trials had not applied for telephone-sales positions, and as such "birkenhead.net" was deemed below the standards required for "New-Deal" work trials. Few people complete a week's trial if given telephone-sales work to do, when not actually applied for (the jobs advertised requested a variety of web skills), and it could be calculated that many hours minimum wage labour is gleaned from a supply of local unemployed who qualify for the "New Deal" status, under which work trials are governed, (and by "minimum" I mean as low as £0.00 for the hours worked in an aborted "work-trial" week).
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